Warnings Writ Large - Majorcan Ditty re Black Boxes

"KEEP OUTOF REACH OF CHILDREN."

They might have a 'Black Box Warning'
But what the hell do they care!
Read the labels mister and the small print
I am just a child
A minor inconvenience
Who can't be quiet when it suits you!


They might work on lab rats
But they've never been tested on me!
Read the protocols Doc,all of them,
I am just a child
A minor inconvenience
Who can't sit still when you want me to!


I am just a child
A minor inconvenience!?